Treachery Exposure
So we can keep rocking the little baby monkey within us and let its demanding cries direct our wishes and desires as we run blindly, left and right, on the stage of world history. Then soon, all men will be monkeys turning in worship to the great monkey god, bearer of the gifts of perfected lifestyle and material fulfillment. Or we can realise what's going on and let it go, let it choke on its cries and reclaim what is really and meaningfully ours. But either way, we're not getting any Evolution without a Revolution.

When we say we at J.Doe Mayhem Clothing Company plan on providing you with 100% BS-Immune Gear, we mean it in more ways than one. The Department of Treachery Exposure is our answer to the relentless efforts of propaganda and mass conditioning desperately active in its merciless plot to weaken and enslave our minds and bodies. We are past critical mass, and getting ever closer to widespread resolute action against the Monkeys and their filthy plans. Our Department of Treachery Exposure will cheerfully provide you some keys as to figure out in this world you either think you know, or are absolutely clueless about.

We're in for a wild ride.