Suicide Panda Schoolgirls Gang

Pandas came up with an inspirational concept, that of passive suicide: by failing to feel enough sex drive to reproduce, pandas drive the average age of their entire species up until they'll reach the critical threshold of not there being enough young anymore to ensure their own perpetuation. Those cuddly cozy furballs we in the west have come to love so much as harmless, exotic teddybears, vanishing silently and without a struggle! Did you know that pandas are a variety of bear whose existence upon the face of earth traces back, in a very direct way, to millions of years back? Well, that's a bit of a long time for the Panda Collective Unconscious to linger about. No doubt, on some level, our favourite furries have seen and endured a lot. Think about it. Earth changes, climate changes, the arrival of modern man and everything that ensues. That's gotta be enough to really make anyone just blasé. Maybe Pandas just really want to dissolve together in the great Nirvana like they wanna get out of the loop because obviously, they've been all here before?

Since we're so good at rousing and manufacturing desires and Panda Porn didn’t work out, how about we plug them Pandas to the whole japanese schoolgirls thing and make it some Panda paraphilia? Could jumpstart them back for another round. I can hear it from here, though: if they had hands that were hand enough to do, they'd probably just shoot themselves without thinkin' it so bad, and get it through right there! How long till we end up just the same, fed up, lazy, and profoundly sterile? Oh wait.