Third Olsen Twin
We grew up watching them grow up in some infamous sitcom inside of our TVs. Then one day we realised they existed outside the TV, in a yet bigger and inescapable sitcom: real life. Since then adults and little girls alike have been caught by the power of their image, albeit for extremely different reason and it is said that the countdown to their turning 18 was followed by almost as many as the one to year 2000, making their life so far the sitcom with the most seasons ever.

But we have found out a horrible truth: the third "Twin", invisible until we found out everything about it, is of the furry, stinky and twisted sort. The third twin is a Monkey. Purest incarnation of wants, whims and wishes of the most commercial and mediatic sort. Did our beloved superstar sisters know? We will never find out now, for the Third Olsen Twin now burns in hell. Thanks J.Doe MCC! Well, thank you Susan.