Yoga Will Not Save Your Life
Humble wink to those who feed upon the notion that to survive and exist harmoniously in a system which is sure as hell not harmonious itself ( and that as a matter of fact is quite destructive by principle) a few sessions of Yoga each week, working towards realigning chakras that spin the wrong way and diffuse tired energies, can be just about enough. After all, maybe that is what happiness is all about. Accepting. Accepting that everything's gone wrong, that the Great God eats his children, that everything is chaos and that, maybe, nothing was meant to function in the first place... and find solace, source of unexhaustible balance and transcendent salvation in the imported leftovers of fat-free orientalist philosophies.
A little bit of Yoga for your chakras; Feng Shui for your furnishing; the Dalai Lama's words of wisdom for mental hygiene, and a side serving of Cosmic Ordering to keep it all patched up together towards something possibly great... Let me see... All good! Ready for another week at work! Or maybe, when they exported Yoga, hindus just thought our christian puritan rigid West just needed a little bit of flexibility. What's likely anyway is that as of this day, it's still got them laughing.
A little bit of Yoga for your chakras; Feng Shui for your furnishing; the Dalai Lama's words of wisdom for mental hygiene, and a side serving of Cosmic Ordering to keep it all patched up together towards something possibly great... Let me see... All good! Ready for another week at work! Or maybe, when they exported Yoga, hindus just thought our christian puritan rigid West just needed a little bit of flexibility. What's likely anyway is that as of this day, it's still got them laughing.
